Monday, December 31, 2007

December Madness

MOVE TO THE NEW HOUSE 

We have moved twice in the last couple of weeks; once to the new house and now to the condo for our winter sojourn.  It has been hectic as Mrs. T relates below.  Before that story, we would like to give a few thanks to some of you who sent us news with your holiday greetings.

Thanks to SSD with pictures of the girls – they are certainly growing up nicely.

To JB & PB – you have certainly collected frequent flyer miles this year.

And to W-Jl and LL – thanks for the letter from J; we hope she keeps writing.  We really liked the pictures.

 

Rebecca gives an overview of the move:

Well it is happened.  We are finally in our new house.  But it was not easy!!  Less than a week before Christmas we finally got moving.  The house was mostly done.  The cistern was still unconnected to the downspouts but we did have water.  The first time the moving truck went down and we unpacked all the boxes (About 160) but who is counting.  Dan sent me ahead of the truck down the logging road in my fourteen year old Ford Taurus.  I jounced along and the moving truck jounced after me.  The truck driver was not pleased.  Dan drove down the driveway in his Kia.  Exactly what the reason I was the one who went down the logging road was I don't exactly remember – something like – "You have more experience, Dear." 

After unloading the truck the driver was disinclined to go back up the logging road so it was decided that I would drive up the driveway in front of the truck to show him how to do it.  When I say it was decided, I hope no one has the mistaken impression that I had much input.  Well I drove slowly along our pathetic excuse for a driveway weaving around the more prominent pot holes until I got to the steep hill at the end.  There I floored it and flew up the hill spraying gravel, sticks and heaven knows what until I soared over the top of the hill and rolled to a stop.  The moving truck rambled behind me lurching from side to side trying to avoid the potholes I ducked until it got to the bottom of the hill.  There the driver shifted into fourth gear and the truck started crawling up the hill.  The truck was about a third of the way up the hill when it could go no further.  (No Guts, No Glory!) 

The truck reversed and rolled slowly back to the bottom of the hill.  This time the driver revved his engine and surged forward and he made it up the first half of the hill before gravity won again.  The driver tried once more, and this time I actually thought he was going to make it.  Alas, when it was two thirds of the way up the hill the truck hit a slippery spot and began to slide inexorably back down.

The driver got out of the truck and started slowly climbing the hill towards me giving me a very dirty look.  We got the log skidder to pull the truck out andhe drove away without speaking to us.  What to do?  Was the moving company going to fink out on us?  How would we get our furniture to the house? 

After some discussion it was decided that the truck would move our furniture a couple of days later as long as the log skidder was there to pull them out.   I would drive ahead to make sure they knew the way. And to show the moving guys where to put the furniture.  My input in this decision was the same amount as usual. 

 

We went down the logging road with no more problems than usual.  The moving guys unloaded and arranged the furniture quickly and efficiently.  The truck driver decided to go back up the logging road to get out.  And of course he got stuck.  I drove up the driveway to find the log skidder.  I found a logging truck but he refused to help.  At least he did not mean to help.  What he did was walk back down the logging road and ask the moving truck driver what the heck he thought he was doing.  The moving truck driver was so embarrassed that he backed down the logging road and drove right up the driveway on the first try. (!) 

I stood looking in despair at about 115 boxes and thirty plastic tubs.  (About forty-five boxes and twenty tubs went directly to the storage shed.)  In all fairness I must state that Dan instructed me specifically not to overdo it trying to unpack, He had to stay in Columbus until after a friend came the next day to get some of our old appliances. 

"Just take it easy," Dan said, "We can unpack after we get back from the condo." 

Well that idea certainly had little appeal to me!  So I paid as much attention to him as I often do (none whatsoever). 

For sixteen hours straight I manically unpacked boxes.  The kitchen was almost completely done, the bath mostly done.  After five hours of exhausted sleep I got up and started again.  I had a good start on my office.   When I decided I could not face another box I drove down to Wal-Mart and bought an artificial Christmas tree that already had lights and returned to try to put it together.  I was sitting on the floor struggling with it when Dan drove up. 

"I told you not to do too much," Dan said. 

GRRRR!! 

Dan immediately began reorganizing the kitchen where I had just unpacked it.  The disgusting thing is he improved it quite a bit.  Of course when you are unpacking it is hard to develop an overall plan.  And not all of the items of one sort were in the same box.  It seems as if we will have more storage space in the new house than we had in our old kitchen. 

A few new pictures:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/sets/72157603583867086/

(Most of our best art work will not be delivered to the new house until we return in April.  Even though they have crated it and padded it, the movers are reluctant to take it over the road in its current condition. - dt) 

The next day we bought some new waste baskets and a paper towel holder and Christmas was upon us.  On December 27 we flew to our condo in sunny Mexico where we can rest up.  As Tiny Tim said on Christmas day so long ago, "God bless us, every one!"

 

And Happy New Year to all.  May 2008 bring you good fortune.

 

Dan and Rebecca

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

MOVING MONDAY

FINAL (?) DELAYS

 

We are schedule to move Monday.  And we need to move this next week because we will be on the plane to the condo on 27 December.  We expect everything will go fairly well, but we will be unpacking in the spring.  We could have been in a couple of weeks ago except for a couple of unnecessary delays and unfortunate weather.  Mrs. T explains:

 

I remember talking to Mama about building a house on the land after we retired.  "Someday," she said with a smile.  This has been more my dream than Dan's.  He is a city person, he is a people person.  I think Dan has no need to be where there are only trees and flowers and rocks.  But he has kindly come along.  I am like a horse who when it sees the barn wants to gallop.  After all these years it is finally going to happen.

 

We had ordered new appliances when they were on sale in September.  The salesman assured us that the store would be happy to keep our appliances until we needed them in November.  And we would be able to take advantage of a rebate as well.  This seemed like a good deal - until we called for them and the appliances could not be located.  A couple of days and several irate phone calls later the appliances had been located and delivery was scheduled on one of the nicest dry days in November.  No delivery.  We never heard why and so we reschedule for a couple of days later.

 

The delivery guy called to say he was delivering our appliances that day.  "Let me tell you how to get there," I said.

 

"I know, I have GPS," said the delivery person and hung up.

 

About an hour and a half later the delivery guy called and said "I can't find your house."  Dan gave him directions.  About ten minutes later the delivery guy called to say he was stuck and to ask me what to do.  I called the neighbor who does lumber to get his big tractor thing to pull him out.  The neighbor agreed that the delivery truck could use a different road through his property to get to our house.  The delivery guy refused because he was afraid he would get stuck again.

 

The delivery office called and we rescheduled delivery for Monday.  It rained hard on Sunday and I called and cancelled the Monday delivery so that the truck would not get stuck.  On Thursday a delivery guy called to say he was bringing our appliances.  "Let me tell you how to get there," I said.

 

"I know, I have GPS," Said the delivery person and hung up.

 

About an hour and a half later the delivery guy called and said "I can't find your house."  Dan gave him directions.  This time Dan gave him directions to the second road.   A truck for the plumber had already gone down it and I knew it was OK.  At this point I called the builder who was at the house telling him a delivery truck was on its way and could he look out for it.  About ten minutes later the delivery guy called to say he would not go down that road because he would get stuck.  I told him he would not get stuck that another truck had already used the road.  Then the delivery guy told me there was not room for his truck to turn around.  (Of course it was impossible to see from the top because of a bend in the road.)  I assured him that there was room for him to turn.  Finally the delivery guy told me he would get his truck muddy.  "Yes," I said, "you probably will; are you telling me you refuse to deliver our appliances because your might get your truck muddy!"  While I was having this conversation Dan was yelling at me "You tell him he had better bring our stuff and I don't care if he does get stuck!!  Let me talk to him!!"  I refused to relinquish the phone to my angry husband.  The delivery guy changed his story and said no he would not deliver the appliances because he might get stuck. The delivery guy hung up.  At this time unknown to me the builder drove up in his truck.  He tried to convince the delivery guy that he would not get stuck.  Then the builder asked the delivery guy to give the appliances to him so the builder could take them down to our house in his truck and install them.  He would sign for them.  (The builder was the person who was scheduled to sign for them anyway.)  The delivery guy refused to give the builder the appliances even though he offered to sign for them because the builder's truck had no way to secure the appliances.

 

After a very frank and earnest phone call to the delivery supervisor we agreed that the appliances would be delivered the next day and that the driver would release them to the builder to take down the road.  The next day a delivery guy called to say he was bringing our appliances.  "Let me tell you how to get there," I said.

 

"I know, I have GPS," Said the delivery person and hung up.

 

About an hour and a half later the delivery guy called and said "I can't find your house."  Dan gave him directions.

 

Meanwhile I was packing dementedly to be ready when the house was.  "Take it easy," Dan said.  Well of course the house was not ready on time.  Don't you hate it when they are right!  More delays.  "You are going to make yourself sick," 

Dan said and dragged me away to various functions which only made me more frantic.  A few days later a migraine did slow me up for two days.  I resumed packing at a slightly slower rate. 

 

Dan had begun to evince some interest but it mostly expressed itself in the form of giving me advice.  He began to pack and sort in an orderly kind of way.  After a few days Dan developed chest pain. It was not, he stated firmly, his heart.  The pain got progressively worse and I got progressively more frantic.  After a day and a half he agreed to see a doctor but by then it was the weekend so I took him to the emergency room.  It was not, they said a heart attack.  By then Dan was feeling better and wanted to go home but the doctor and I bullied him into staying.  Dan was flirting with the Dr.s and nurses and I was freaking out.  (My father died of heart related problems so this was especially scary to me.)  My dear children came and comforted me and I began to feel better.  After several tests they admitted it was not his heart and sent him home.  Two days later he took stress test again with no appreciable results.  The results of all this is Dan should take a baby aspirin once a day. He waltzed around saying proudly "I told you it was not my heart!"  How I will ever get him to the doctor after this I do not know, the man has no sense.

 

I was rung out but began to pack again.  Dan began also but was milking it, stopping after half an hour saying listlessly he was tired.  I did not force the issue, still being very concerned.  I suppose it was at about this point that the movers (who had been picked for their experience with fragile items) broke one of our glass pieces.  It was an accident caused by one of our wobbly steps which I had warned them about.  The moving guy was most distraught when he called me on the phone, Dan recovered amazingly and was cussing vigorously and I was trying to calm everyone down, in the middle as usual.  Fortunately this was a flameworked piece so it might be fixable but I have so far been unable to get a hold of the artist to see if he will try.

 

We thought we had the move scheduled when it turns out that the carpet guys neglected to tell anyone that one of our carpet choices had been backordered with no real guarantee as to when it might come.  We went down and picked out a different color which would be delivered two days later.  They promised!  After some discussion we decided to go ahead with the move and not put anything in the room that was affected. (my office). 

 

Unfortunately, the guy who was going to fix the road, which was expected to be done by now had not gotten around to it. I had no trouble driving down to our new house but when we tried to leave I got stuck in the mud.  Sigh!!  We decided to put off the move once again because getting the moving truck stuck in the mud would probably be a bad idea.  The road guy has promised the road will be ready by Monday.  Yeah Right!!  At this point Dan is seriously packing and I am mostly just sitting around.  I have given up.  I just don't care.

 

Dan and Rebecca

 

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There are some new pictures at:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/

 

We may be offline or online intermittently while we move until our IT guru gets our telecommunications up and running.  The next time you hear from us very likely will be from our sunny condo.



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