Saturday, January 30, 2010

Fun and Oops

MEXICAN FIESTA and A STICK IN THE MUD

 

It has been quite a busy time for us lately.  The last week or so we have been involved in three separate events.  This installment you are receiving stories about two of those activities – one about our annual fiesta and one about a trip to the PV Zoo - much of which will be known to those of you who have been following our newsletter/blog for a while.  The pictures even may look familiar because the events change only slightly from year to year, especially for the fiesta.  Mrs. T does not mention that the fiesta is more than religious, having nightly entertainment, booths of food, games of chance, clothing for sale, children's rides, etc.  It is very much a carnival in addition to the religious intentions. 

 

You may recall that Ron, Diane, and R went to the zoo last year; I was unable to go.  This year all four of us went and had a great time, with an unusual twist of events due to my clumsiness.

 

A special 'thank you' to Ron for several photos.  So read on and enjoy. 

 

 

Fiesta

Last week was the annual fiesta at Bucerias.  Every town has its own saint and ours is Our Lady of Peace.  So in January on her saint day the whole town turns out for a fiesta which lasts about a week.  Every night a different colonia (section of the parish) is responsible for the peregrination which is a religious parade.  The peregrinacions usually have floats, costumed Indian dancers, a little mariachi band playing religious songs, and people of the colonia carrying lighted candles.  Sometimes other groups are included. Dan was impressed when one night the hotel workers marched in union with the maids flourishing their brooms, mops and buckets. 

 

But the biggest parade is on the last day which is a special celebration of Our Lady as the Queen of the Sea and Land.  On this day the fishing boats sail across the bay from La Cruz.  They are all decorated and some come right up on the beach where they are blessed.  This year the Bishop came down to bless them; he is the one in the red hat.  (We do not recall him attending in previous years. – dt) The waves were a little higher than usual so this was more exciting but everyone made it okay, including the children dressed as Mary, angelitas, and baby Jesus.

 

After the boats are blessed comes the parade of caballeros (cowboys).  I have always thought riding sidesaddle is ridiculous but it is a wonderful way to show off your fancy skirts.  These horses have been taught how to dance.  I think this is the neatest thing.  When the vaqueros want them to dance they hold the reins a little tighter so the horses arch their necks and they look beautiful.  One thing - the horses like to do it!  I was watching when the horses were standing around waiting for the parade to start. The mariachis started practicing one of their songs.  Some of the horse started dancing all by themselves without any prompting from their riders.

 

After the horse parade is a mass blessing all and sundry.  This mass was very crowded and I squeezed into the standing room only at the back.  But the Bishop was very long winded and after a while I snuck back out.  I think God will understand.

 

At night came the fireworks which featured a castillo.  When one of the parts that go in a circle got stuck, a man climbed up and gave it a shove; he needed to do that a couple of times.  Not a job that I would want.  Now we are all blessed, stuffed with fair food, entertained, exhausted, and happy.  In only twelve months we will do it again.

 

The Bishop in his red beanie and other pictures:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/sets/72157623183036055/

 

 

About that stick

This week we went to the Puerto Vallarta Zoo with our friends Ron and Diane.  It is a hands-on kind of zoo reminiscent of old zoos in the US. (However, they have embarked upon some significant expansion and improvements. – dt) Before we left I admonished Dan.  I expected him to have FUN. He was not to be an "old stick in the mud" as the saying goes.  Well he wasn't, at least not exactly.

 

Dan took my remarks to heart and got in the spirit of the thing.  He and Ron took a lot of photos of Diane and me feeding the animals.  We bought bags of food and fed: carrots, peanuts, bread, corn, and food pellets trying to get the right food for the right animal.  I kissed the camel; it was a bit like kissing Dan when he had a mustache! (Some you may recall my 'rabbi' look. –dt) We threw food in the hippo's big mouth.  She would open wide when we yelled, "OPEN!"  If we got the wrong food for the wrong animal they would ignore it and give us a disgusted look.  After all of this feeding Diane and I were ready for a new thrill and went to investigate if, after paying a small fee, we could hold and play with some baby animals.

 

We were eyeing some baby tigers speculatively, when Dan and Ron who were down looking at the adult tigers called us urgently.  It seems as if, in some twisted interpretation of my remark Dan had dropped his walking stick into the tigers' pen below.   (Dan naturally assures me that this was an accident.). The tigers were enthusiastic about this new form of entertainment.  One tiger immediately retrieved the stick and after sniffing it a bit, carried it around showing the other tiger his prize.  As I had the most Spanish it fell to me to try to explain the situation to the zoo employees.  Do you understand? "Entiende?" I asked.  "Mas or menos." The keeper replied. This translates as, 'more or less'.  I think he was still a little unclear as to exactly how or why the stick got in the pen.  We were not concerned about the walking stick but were worried that it might harm the tigers if they managed to get it apart.  The keeper fed the tigers and locked them in while he went to retrieve the walking stick, somewhat muddy and covered in tiger slobber.  He graciously refused a tip for this.

 

After all of this excitement it was almost anticlimactic when Diane and I went to play with the baby tigers.  I guess a good time was had by all including both the adult and the baby tigers.  And Dan is explaining how the teeth marks got on his stick when he was fighting off the tigers.

 

Tigers and other critters:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/sets/72157623184109231

 

 

Hope all of you are enjoying your winter.

 

Dan and Rebecca

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

CERTAINLY DIFFERENT

IT IS NOT ALWAYS PERFECT

You have heard us mention that it is generally warm and sunny here. Well this year we have had an unusual amount of rain. And yesterday, well .... These photos were taken about 9 PM yesterday from across the street. (Thank you, Ron!) We understand that the beaches in Puerto Vallarta were evacuated.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458 @ N07/sets/72157623096954861 /

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Hello 2010

A NEW YEAR BEGINS

 

We hope all of you are enjoying your weather.  For many, if not most, of you we have noted that the winter has been harsh thus far, probably worse than normal.  We have had an unusual amount of rain this winter.  Even the locals have remarked about that.  But mostly we have had sunny days and temperatures in the mid to upper 20s (75-85).  We are not complaining and trying not to gloat.

 

Although we could not be with many of our loved ones, we had a festive holiday season.  Rita, one of Rebecca's sisters as many of you may recall, made her annual visit.  The ladies had a wonderful time and I also greatly appreciate Rita's visit.  We went out for a sumptuous meal on Christmas Eve.  Joannes had mentioned stopping by for drinks later in the evening.  Little did we realize that there would be turkey, trimmings, and another feast.  Everyone had a merry time.  Unfortunately Rita had to return to cold, snow covered Boise on Christmas Day to have time to be with her family.  So she was not here to enjoy the usual fireworks around the bay on New Year's.  

 

Mrs. T prepared this brief essay last night:

 

 

Today I went Boogie Boarding.  The waves were perfect.  High enough to give a nice ride, but not too high to be scary.  I was in great form catching every one.  One of my Mexican friends said I was like one of their nature spirits, the sand witch who lives in the ocean and rides the waves.  I did get sand in my swimsuit and seaweed in my hair (it looked a bit like lettuce).   When I was exhausted I went up one the beach to sun and dry off.  Unfortunately I forgot my sun screen and turned as red as a tomato.  People did gather round to stare but I did not blame them.   It's not every day you see a baking lettuce and tomato sand witch!

 

 

 

(I had it confirmed by our neighbors from Montreal that they saw the BLT.)

 

Some pictures of our holidays:

 http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/sets/72157623197148524/

 

We are very excited that Nick is coming this Thursday to stay for a week.  And it will be Festival Week.

 

We invite you to visit us to enjoy more balmy conditions. 

                                                                                                                             

Dan and Rebecca

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Our second community

Mexicans

 

We are recognized members of the community.  Not only are we seen as members of Bucerias life, but people actually know us by sight.  They may not know our names, but they know we are from the US (even from Ohio sometimes), and that we live here about half the year.  And it is not just the community of ex-pats and others north of the border that know us, but many of the local merchants and shopkeepers recognize us, even if we are just walking along the street.  At first I told Mrs. T that it was our distinctive walking sticks that identified us, and they still are like nametags.  And because we do not wear a lot of bling, they know we are not short-time visitors.  But more people know us as us.  One way we know this is that many folks will now try to speak to us in English which they only do with people they trust.

 

We are also more officially part of the landscape; we now have our FM3s which are similar to 'Green Cards' in the US.  We are resident aliens and even can work here – something not likely to happen.  But we now have a lot of benefits, such as being able to open a bank account.  Next year we hope to obtain INAPAM cards which are essentially national versions of Ohio's Golden Buckeye cards and confer quite a few discounts to us older folks.

 

Here is a vignette from R about how we perceive the locals:

 

It is, of course, always a mistake to characterize people based on things like nationality but nonetheless I believe that Mexicans are a very friendly, generous and gracious people.

 

Many times we have had Mexican families renting one of the condos.  When we pass by saying "Hola," they invariably offer us something to eat or drink.  We seldom act the same.

 

Last week a few young men were down from Guadalajara for a little time in the sun.  I had barely walked out the front door when one said, "Lady Can I get you something to drink?" in the most cheerful fashion.

 

Throughout the day we progressed to "What are you drinking, Senora?" and later to "How about a cerveza, Senorita?"

 

The boys were never rude, or in anyway bothersome (aside from a tendency to sing soulfully off-key).  I just had the feeling that they were having a good time and really hoped that I would have a good time too.

 

I think that the progression in form of address from lady, to senora, to senorita reflected the fact that having known me a whole day they really felt we were becoming good friends.  (Of course some cynics might attribute it to the 'all the girls look beautiful at closing time' effect - but I demur).

 

I was walking through the Mercado the other day when a Mexican man came up to me.  He told me (mostly through sign language because he didn't speak any English) that he had seen me boogie boarding on the ocean and he thought it was great.  He told me I did it well.  Many people seem to find it amazing that a person of my age and, shall we say physique, would do this but my newfound amigo and I both think it is perfectly natural.

 

One morning I was walking on the beach taking photos of this and that when a fishing net caught my eye.  I was taking a picture of the net when one of the fishermen came up and showed me some fish they had caught.  He of course offered to sell me some but was not disturbed when I told him I did not want any. 

He said I could take all the pictures I liked.  Then he introduced me to his buddies.  They brought me over to where they were grilling a freshly caught stingray.  They all insisted I have a stingray tortilla that they made over their campfire.  Very simple, they helped me put it together:  a small tortilla, some of the white fish and a sprinkle of salt from the communal bag.  It was delicious.

 

In this post I and sending some pictures of some of my Mexican friends: the fishermen, the muffin man (Oh do you know him?) who brings muffins to our door in a washtub balanced on his head, the pie guy who likes my paintings, Teresa who owns a little arts and crafts store and collects for the children's library, the chicken man who also plays the guitar, the modista seamstress who sews torn things for a very reasonable price.  She will also make clothes from scratch or costumes etc.  And there are many more.  Friendly, helpful, gracious people who are another reason we love Mexico.

 

Here are some pictures of several of these local merchants and friends:

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/sets/72157622993148608/

 

 

Hope you are enjoying a good winter and have happy holidays ahead.

 

Dan and Rebecca

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

BUSTED

Drug Kingpins

 

Is your nose stuffed up?  Sinuses clogged?  Well get yourself down to the drugstore and get some Sudafed – or a generic like it – to clear you up.  (As I recall this is the drug that the astronauts use.)  You go to the shelf and – Whoops - there aren't any drugs there, just a piece of cardboard or plastic with a description of the drug to take to the pharmacy window.  There you probably will need to show a photo ID and sign for the drug – and your picture is probably surreptitiously being taken.  Your name is now in a database.  Why, you ask.  Well for those of you who are uninitiated, Sudafed and its like are used by your local meth lab to produce its illicit products; any one person obtaining too many tablets or capsules sets off alarm bells to the authorities.

 

Mrs. T is prone to blocked-up sinuses, a condition not conducive to scuba diving.  So before we go to Mexico she heads down to Wal-Mart and stocks up on the biggest package of generic Sudafed non-drowsy formula so that she can pop one before heading out into the ocean.  But on this trip we had a revelation.

 

As we are staying here for five months this year, we were chock-a-block with drugs, a whole roll-on full.  Most were prescriptions for our common old-age maladies and were in their original bottles.  However, there also was Mrs. T's box of decongestants.  At customs eyebrows were raised.  Several hushed discussions.  A call is placed.  We are informed that we are transporting a prohibited substance and the health official has been summoned. 

 

Will we be prevented from entry?  Will we be put in the slammer?  (See the TV program "Locked Up Abroad.")  Maybe they will lock up just Rebecca.  The health person arrives.  We have two weeks to obtain a doctor's prescription while they hold the drug.  We tell them to just keep the package and we were allowed to go on our way.  Phew!  (Next year all the drugs are going in Dan's luggage!  rt)

 

After we settle in Rebecca visited the doctor and asked about a script for a decongestant.  He called around and none is available in the area.  But he has a nose spray on hand that he gave her to use.  And he gave us H1N1 shots as well.

 

 

Today, 12 November, the post office is closed.  There has been a collection jar on the counter with a label about 'postal delivery people day.'  We did not realize the office would be closed and when we went by today there were some deliverers out front with the jar.  We could not quite tell from the conversation with another passerby if this was just a local closure due to the death of an employee or was a national holiday to honor all the fallen of the service.  The other person put in some pesos with the admonition that they not be used for whiskey.  (News flash:  I just heard on the news about this national holiday.)

 

 

Well, we have not had time to take any pictures.  Nice, sunny, upper 80s (31c).  Mrs. T is going out to Puerto Vallarta with one of our neighbors for the evening. 

Hope all is well with you.  And looking forward to seeing some of you from WAY up north in weeks to come.

 

 

Dan and Rebecca

 

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Monday, October 12, 2009

Migration Time Nears

A CERTAIN TIME OF YEAR

 

Autumn in the US Midwest is the painters' time of year.  The leaves are turning to their wide palette of hues of reds and yellows.  (Anu Garg's A.Word.A.Day – wordsmith.org – featured such words this week: ecru, russet, sorrel….)  On the other hand, daytime is usually a brief slit of mostly cloudy skies between periods of darkness.  Temperatures sometimes approach freezing.  And football games have commercials for Corona.  Can you tell that I am mentally at the condo?  Only a few more weeks and reality will have us in the southern sunshine.

 

As you will read below, Mrs. T's sister Ruth came for another visit this year, alone this time.  She is just about the perfect house guest, very low maintenance.  We think she enjoyed her time here because she was away from all the normal stresses that family places upon her back home; Ruth truly enjoys all those grandkids but alone time is nice too.

 

In addition to the adventures described, the two drove to Columbus for a day to visit their Aunt and Marla; I met up with them there.  And up to Cleveland to visit their brother.  Due to other commitments I was unable to make the trip to Cleveland after which R expressed wishfully that I had driven; both women took a couple of days to recover from caffeine overdoses.

 

The handsome gent you see in a couple of pictures is Ruth's husband Rooney who dropped her off and picked her up as he drove to and from Canada.

 

On to Mrs. T's story.

 

 

My sister Ruth visited us for a little while and she and I had a good time talking over old times.  Dan drove us to the Longaberger Basket Company and we enjoyed watching them make baskets.  He patiently (or perhaps the correct word is resignedly) waited while we checked out the gift shops and bought a few items we absolutely had to have.  Then we went to visit the corporate office which is built to look like a huge basket!  I was impressed.

 

Ruth and I discussed many things among which was the necessity of making lists.  We both are list makers, perhaps because our Mother was a list maker.  I make lists of things to buy and so on but every week I make THE LIST.  This is what I need to do in the next week.  I never let it get above 40 things because I know that is the absolute limit.  If I have more than 40 things I take a few of the optional ones off.   I almost never get the list finished.  But if I get it down to 10 or 15 I am doing pretty well.  A woman's list should exceed her grasp or what the heck is it for..  One day something came up and I had to spend a lot of time on it.

 

"Did you mark it off your list?" Ruth asked.

 

"I can't because it wasn't on the list," I explained.

 

"Well you should add it to the list and mark it off," my very wise older sister advised.  "After all you did it and it did take a lot of work."

 

This made sense to me.  Why had I never thought of it?

 

One week I went for my monthly shrink visit.  I was talking with my counselor about my list.  He looked at my list and said "I notice the last things to get done are the things you enjoy.  Things like painting and walking in the woods."

 

"You don't understand the other things are important," I replied.

 

"Oh I think I do understand," he said.

 

Hmmm.

 

Ruth and I called Rita, our other sister, on her birthday.  We had a nice talk.  Rita seemed quite happy although busy.  (Happy _0th Rita!  dt)

 

"You know by the time I get finished doing the things I like to do I never have time to do the things that need to be done on my list," Rita said.

 

So here's the thing.  Why are both my sisters still smarter than me?  Am I still the little sister?  At least I no longer have to wear their hand-me-down clothes.

 

One day Dan called me to see a couple of vultures.  They were standing on a large horizontal tree limb outside our patio.  One would take a couple of hops toward the other and flap his wings.  Then the other would take a couple of hops and flap his (or her) wings. 

 

"What do you suppose they are doing?" Dan asked.

 

I was pretty sure I knew.  (And in fact was surprised that Dan asked, given his proclivities.)  Ruth joined us and was quite disapproving.  She wanted to advise the birds that fall was the wrong season to start a family.  At any rate they hung around our house for about three days and then flew off, whether incensed by my unsuccessful attempts to take their picture or impressed by Ruth's logic I can not say.

 

I have started planting ginseng.  This is my get-rich-slowly scheme.  Ginseng is a plant that is supposed to be good for you.  It grows in the shade of trees and on hillsides.  Well we certainly have lots of shady hills around here.  The current rate for ginseng roots is $450 a pound!  There are people in the area who make quite a tidy sum out of ginseng roots (make that thousands and thousands of dollars).  There are two drawbacks.  The first is that it takes from five to ten years for the roots to grow to harvestable size.  The second is that there are poachers who will come along and dig up your ginseng. (Sort of a plant variation of cattle rustlers.)  At any rate I ordered three pounds of ginseng rootlets and have been planting a few every day.  If I still remember I have them in five or ten years it will be a nice little sideline.  My thought is to keep planting them every year so that in a few years I will have a rotating crop.  Dan is pretty dubious about this plan but he has been wrong before.  I have signed up for a ginseng workshop at our local soil and water conservation office but by the time of the workshop I will have all of mine planted.  If I learn I did it wrong I have no intention to go out and dig them all up again!

 

We have started packing and planning for our yearly migration to Mexico.  Actually I have started, Dan started packing months ago.  He was bugging me to start while Ruth was here.  (Exaggeration –dt) We discussed it and I sighed despairingly "It just drives me crazy he acts like I should start immediately and we are not leaving for six weeks."

 

"Well," Ruth responded, "would you rather have him know you were leaving for two months and still not be ready so that you had to leave a day late?"

 

That was a stumper, as that would drive me crazy too.  (This was in fact what happened with Ruth's husband Rooney).

 

We each decided we might as well stick with the devil we know, so to speak.  I suppose no husband is perfect.

 

At any rate we are loading up two bags apiece, one carryon and one personal item actually, hoping to cram everything in there so we do not have to check anything.  If push came to shove I think we could manage with one carryon full of meds.  But some extra underwear is always nice. And shoes - we cannot forget shoes.

 

 

This posting has been a bit long in process because we have been prepping for departure since Ruth left.  R has lists for that as well.  But here are a few pictures from the above adventures including a visit to a garden in Zanesville.

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/sets/72157622423632255/

 

Hope you all are enjoying the fall season in your part of the world.  Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends.  And a very special Happy _0th Birthday to BN.  Our next report should be from the condo.

 

Dan and Rebecca

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Friday, August 7, 2009

Departed

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE ROOM

 

This is an APB (an All Ponds Bulletin).  Stinky is missing!  He has been gone for about two weeks.  Various theories have been put forward.  One of the more optimistic is that Stinky is actually Stinkette and has gone somewhere to lay eggs.  Or perhaps he got tired of eating fish food and Cheerios (a generic brand actually -dt) and went in search of better fare.  I suppose the positive view is that he ate so much of the previously mentioned offerings that he was quite hefty and it seems unlikely that some other animal would have carted him away.  Maybe he just felt like taking a trip.  It could be that he did not like being called Stinky.  He might have thought,  "I am properly called a Musk turtle and Musk or perhaps Musky is a much more dignified name!"  At any rate he is gone and I do miss him.

 

The good news is that since Stinky left the Koi, Scarlett and Rhett, have resurfaced, so to speak.  I think it probable that the two events are related.  I read, before we got the Koi, that the kind of turtle Stinky was did not eat fish.  But perhaps Scarlett and Rhett had not read that fact, or at least felt that discretion was the better part of valor.  At any rate it is good to see them.  We also have some baby fish, whether they are baby Koi or baby gold fish I don't know.

 

I have been working on making a second root monster.  I have a little cordless electric chainsaw (Mrs. T has three chainsaws now. –dt) which makes this a lot easier.  It runs on batteries so I am not limited by the cord (She tended to cut the extension cords with the other electric. –dt); I can turn it on without jerking on that darn rope, and it is a lot quieter.  What could be better!

 

I also have started doing my YOGA again.  Dan on the other hand made a blackberry cake with fresh blackberries.  Mmmmmm!!

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9151458@N07/sets/72157621846799583/

 

All you hungry campers - I wish the same to you!

 

 

 

Rebecca and Dan

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